Gold Magazine Interview, 2002

GG: If you were invisible for a day in London, what would you do?
MJ: Oh boy. Who would I like to slap? Let me see {laughs}… I think I’d find one of the tabloid paparazzi and kick his ass, moonwalk style . I’d really like to knock them off one of those little scooters they ride around on, I really would, knock the cameras right out of their hands. They’re so annoying. I’d go for them first, yeah. They drive you nuts. You can’t get away from them. It’s terrible.